Aja Mlebu "OPEN"

Ono wong ndeso mlebu kutha, jenenge Pak Bejo...

Tekan kutha, Pak Bejo bingung weruh bangunan guedhe2...

Pas neng ngarepe BANK, Pak Bejo maca tulisan OPEN...

Pak Bejo mikir, "OPEN kok gudhe buanget?"

"Njur rotine ki sepira...??"

Dumadakan ana BULE arep mlebu BANK kui...

Pak Bejo njur bengok, "Mas aja mlebu lho, iku OPEN...!!"

Nanging BULE mau tetep mlebu OPEN.

Ora let suwe ana wong NEGRO metu seka njero BANK...

Pak Bejo banjur ngomong, "Lhah... dwalahh... 

Dikandhani aja mlebu OPEN kok ngeyel wae... GOSONG to awakmu...!!"